If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be May.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 3pm.

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a LoveSac.

If I were a liquid, I’d be ice cold lemonade.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Emerald.

If I were a tree, I’d be a Weeping Willow.

If I were a tool, I’d be a jackhammer.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny and 75 degrees.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an acoustic guitar.

If I were a color, I’d be Sky Blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be Joy.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a Strawberry.

If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.

If I were an element, I’d be Silver.

If I were a car, I’d be a 2011 Ford Mustang GT.

If I were a food, I’d be white rice.

If I were a place, I’d be a beach. 

If I were a material, I’d be Satin.

If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.

If I were a scent, I’d be fresh cut grass.

If I were an object, I’d be a romance novel.

If I were a body part, I’d be hands.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.

If I were a song, I’d be "Don't Worry, Be Happy".

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of Flip Flops.